My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize