is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I woke up under a house in Key West
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