I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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