okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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