Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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