How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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