Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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