Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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