FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
