help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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