You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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