do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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