Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Randomize