he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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