i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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