1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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