You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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