She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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