CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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