Nicole vs. Life
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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