so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
