Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
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were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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