Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
