i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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