North Korea, Best Korea!
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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