I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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