White coat. Heels.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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