physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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