Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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