Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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