ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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