Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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