the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
