throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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