i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
