Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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