hell yes lets make some ravioli
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
soo... how was my night?
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