Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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