He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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