If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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