i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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