i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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