im six kinds of drunk right now
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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