at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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