Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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