member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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