I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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