fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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