Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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