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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Is it because I queefed?
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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