With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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