Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
How's work?
Spinning.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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