remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
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