He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize